Tuesday, 8 March 2011

THE BATTLE FOR MAYOR HAS BEGUN

We hear that the book has just be opened on who gets to be this years Mayor and already there are 5 names on the list.

Of course 3 are from Barking. 1 will be known to many he has been so desperate for the job. The major cause for concern with this one is his drinking habits, the fact that his partner is probably a member of the BNP and the fact that he cant string a sentence together. The only benefit for residents if he were to get the job is that it will be safer on the roads as he will not be driving himself anywhere.

No.2 and No3 are a little more worrying, No.2 is in major Debt, some would be concerned that the Mayors Charity money would go were it should.

No.3 would have to be sent for English Language lessons. There is also a money worry with this one, if you remember last year we reported that he only just got away with being arrested for attempting to commit fraud on a High Street Bank.

If Barking cant come up with safer hands than these we can see the votes will go to Dagenham. We hope.

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